MHA: I'm the Reality Warping 'Hero X', but I'd Rather Have a 9-5 Job

MHA: I'm the Reality Warping 'Hero X', but I'd Rather Have a 9-5 Job

by Dr_Chad

Category
OTHER
Status Ongoing
Chapters 142

Summary

Reincarnated into the "Testicle Era" of MHA, Kaito Arisaka spent years doing JoJo poses and staring at cats, waiting for a "System" that never came. Eventually, he faced reality: no cheat codes, just a "Normal Toe" and a pile of bills. He ditched the cringe, picked up a wrench, and took a convenience store job to support his aging grandma.

But when a legendary fire traps his regular customers, the "Trust" he built as a neighborhood nobody hits critical mass. One snap of his fingers and Kaito transforms into the white-suited, 2D-warping god, Hero X.

Now he's a viral vigilante who just wants a stable 9-5 pension, while the world's top female heroes are hunting for his alter-ego-and his resume.

Table of Contents

Page 1 of 3
1 Chapter 1 - 1: The Normal Toe Crisis 2 Chapter 2 - 2: The Conqueror’s Stare 3 Chapter 3 - 3: The Shonen Training Regimen 4 Chapter 4 - 4: The Death of a Protagonist 5 Chapter 5 - 5: Good Kid Kaito 6 Chapter 6 - 6: The Graveyard Shift Begins 7 Chapter 7 - 7: The Regulars: Part 1 8 Chapter 8 - 8: The Regulars: Part 2 9 Chapter 9 - 9: The Testicle Era Tension 10 Chapter 10 - 10: The Calm Before the Storm 11 Chapter 11 - 11: The Spark 12 Chapter 12 - 12: The Duty of a Mediocre Man 13 Chapter 13 - 13: The Deciding Moment 14 Chapter 14 - 14: The Awakening 15 Chapter 15 - 15: The "Oh No!" 16 Chapter 16 - 16: Authors Note (The Timeline & The Legend) 17 Chapter 17 - 16: The Art of Being Pathetic 18 Chapter 18 - 17: The World Stares Back 19 Chapter 19 - 18: The Library of Delusion 20 Chapter 20 - 19: The Refusal 21 Chapter 21 - 20: The Pen is Mightier 22 Chapter 22 - 21: Graduation 23 Chapter 23 - 22: The Vocational Grind 1 24 Chapter 24 - 23: The Vocational Grind 2 25 Chapter 25 - 24: The Nine-Seconds 'X' 26 Chapter 26 - 25: The Ghost in the Machine 27 Chapter 27 - 26: The Statistical Anomaly 28 Chapter 28 - 27: The High-Res Burden 29 Chapter 29 - 28: The Quiet Life Defense 30 Chapter 30 - 29: The Final Audit 31 Chapter 31 - 30: The Clean Slate 32 Chapter 32 - 31: The First Shift 33 Chapter 33 - 32: The Dominance 34 Chapter 34 - 33: The Shadow War 35 Chapter 35 - 34: The Commute 36 Chapter 36 - 35: The Sanctuary 37 Chapter 37 - 36: The Professional 38 Chapter 38 - 37: The Exit 39 Chapter 39 - 38: The Global Fever 40 Chapter 40 - 39: The Vanishing Act 41 Chapter 41 - 40: The Bridge Generation 42 Chapter 42 - 41: The Childhood Glimpse 43 Chapter 43 - 42: The Systems Optimizer 44 Chapter 44 - 43: The Ota Ward Breach 45 Chapter 45 - 44: The Three-Way Convergence 46 Chapter 46 - 45: The Peak Collision 47 Chapter 47 - 46: The Seven-Day Ghost 48 Chapter 48 - 47: The Invisible Fortress 49 Chapter 49 - 48: The Grocery Standard 50 Chapter 50 - 49: The Haken Specialist