The Tale of a Trinacornagon

The Tale of a Trinacornagon

by Dimetrius_Noir

Category
COMEDY ADVENTURE FANTASY MAGIC SUPERNATURAL
Status Ongoing
Chapters 37

Summary

The multiverse is wide beyond imagination, countless universes and realms with unique laws and environments. Yet even among the myriad races, there exist those pinnacle few. Mythical beings and sovereign creatures of such power that the sheer weight of their Existence sends ripples throughout not just space and time, but Fate, Karma even...the Brown.

Of course no race is truly insignificant, as even from those unblessed by the hands/ proboscises/ appendages/ etc that forged them hail champions whose legends are such that none dare take them lightly. The Dread Ziriothrax, The Twister of Time and...Vigilante-Man to name a few.

Yet this is not a tale of such beings.

This is a tale of a species so bizarre it exceeds multiversal minimum sanity standards to the nth degree. A species so shunned even Evolution herself disowned them. This is the tale of one such being and the disastrous mark he left on the multiverse.

This is TheTale of a Trinacornagon.

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This is a serious story.

Cover is drawn by a trusted colleague and co-originator of this story.

[Participant in NovelFire Writathon Challenge...or am I? Seriously, am I? I can't remember]

Table of Contents

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1 Chapter 1: 1. Nothing Important 2 Chapter 2: 2. Something happened once 4 Chapter 4: 4. Sanity reversed 6 Chapter 6: 6. I hate scam calls 9 Chapter 9: 9. The glade, beneath a starry sky 10 Chapter 10: 10. The Lie of Eternity/ Resquilatron hatches a plot 11 Chapter 11: 11. A fresh start means new ■■■■■■■■ 2.0 12 Chapter 12: 12. The secrets of the cabbage leaf 13 Chapter 13: 13. Rage is a colour in the rainbow 14 Chapter 14: 14. You really thought 15 Chapter 15: 15. A New World/ What is Sentience? Is it really all that? Click here to find out! 16 Chapter 16: 16. Why do people keep getting squashed in this book?! 17 Chapter 17: 17. The Town of Endings/ Countdown begins 18 Chapter 18: 18. The Tales and Adventures of Starshoulder (I) 19 Chapter 19: 19. At this point, can this even be called a book any more? Like for real what the hell is going on. 20 Chapter 20: 20. The Apathy of the Stars/ Making new friends ft. Ziriothrax, Devourer of a Billion Souls 21 Chapter 21: 21. Only after passing through the valley, can one appreciate the view from the peak. 23 Chapter 23: 23. I Perish Under The Noonday Sun 25 Chapter 25: 25. Circleface almost kills himself and everyone else, part a million 26 Chapter 26: 26. Three Madmen Disintegrate Innocent Plant With Extreme Prejudice 28 Chapter 28: 28. "Yeah Just Kill Me Now, Captain. I'm dead serious this time. Hopefully not serious for long." 29 Chapter 29: 29. The Silence of the Mist 31 Chapter 31: 31. A Brief Commentary on The Precepts Trichotomy 32 Chapter 32: 32. Circleface saves the day?! (REAL! NOT INSANITYBAIT!) 33 Chapter 33: 33. Teary reunion with Trianglechest! Wow! So emotional! 34 Chapter 34: 34. Escape from the Abyss/ A Minor Plot Involving the Destiny of All Things 35 Chapter 35: 35. Knowledge is the most covetous burden of all. 37 Chapter 37: 37. The Tale of the Hunter. 39 Chapter 39: 39. Jeffbob elucidates briefly on the metaphysical complexities of Hunger. 40 Chapter 40: 40. A Dream of What Was, and Shall Be Again. 41 Chapter 41: 41. It was just a dream/ God's Fragment 42 Chapter 42: 42. What is the answer? To life, the universe and everything? 44 Chapter 44: 44. Nightmare of the Nameless Soldier 46 Chapter 46: 46. Records from the Vault III - Obelisk 2.319 47 Chapter 47: 47. A rainy day in Hell 49 Chapter 49: 49. The end approaches, and I grow weary. 50 Chapter 50: 50. If there is no Soul in the Machine...