I Just Wanted to Be a Galactic Hunter—Why Am I on the Wanted List?
by Unknown
Summary
He has no thirst for wealth. He holds no interest in women. He possesses none of the twisted vices common to the other dregs of society. His sole passion is orchestrating acts of terror, from which he derives sincere pleasure.
He always appears in the galaxy’s most dangerous and spectacular locations, only... usually, he himself is the cause of that danger.
The Interstellar Gazette once wrote of him: "Mr. Lauren is a respectable yet mad gentleman, at times conducting himself like an aristocrat of a bygone era. A lone wolf, he has become a living symbol of the thousands of dangerous individuals cast aside to the margins of progress."
If you are unfortunate enough to cross paths with Mr. Lauren, pray that luck is on your side and that he is in high spirits. Perhaps he will show mercy and let you go.
And remember the most important rule!
Under no circumstances should you ever attempt to use force against him. It matters not who you are—an immortal "Cultivator," an invincible "Martial Artist," or even the darling of the era, a "Mecha Pilot." The Federation strongly advises against it.
For Mr. Lauren is an "Esper," and his abilities are as mysterious as they are lethal. And his luxurious revolver, as proved by the Federation’s countless bitter lessons, brings but one thing—despair.
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Alternative Synopsis:
[Invincible] + [No Power Scaling Bottleneck] + [No Female Lead] + [Urban Superpowers] + [Interstellar Era] + [Western Fantasy] + [Eastern Cultivation]
As an “unlawful citizen” in the interstellar era, Mr. Loren is considered an exceptional example—a model criminal, if you will.
He doesn’t crave money.
He’s not obsessed with beauty.
Nor does he have the twisted hobbies of other criminals.
No, Mr. Loren has only one passion: acts of terror.
And he takes great joy in them.
He is frequently spotted in places of extreme danger and chaos—
though most of that chaos was probably his doing in the first place.
According to a past feature in the Interstellar Daily:
“Mr. Loren is a refined yet utterly deranged gentleman.
At times, he even carries the demeanor of an old-world aristocrat.”
But as a mad galactic hunter who’s always flying solo,
Loren also symbolizes the countless dangerous individuals discarded by this era.
If any Federation citizen is unfortunate enough to encounter him—
may luck be on your side.
And may Mr. Loren happen to be in a merciful mood.
Most importantly—
do not, under any circumstance, engage Mr. Loren in combat.
Whether you are a cultivator, a martial artist,
or even a mecha pilot—one of this era’s so-called “favorites”—
it’s strongly advised you do not try to fight him.
As an Esper, Mr. Loren’s danger level is both mysterious and fatal.
And if you’ve heard the Federation’s tragic past records,
you’ll know just how terrifying his ornate revolver truly is…