I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality

I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality

by One lotus signifies summer

Category
Eastern Mystery Reincarnation Webnovel Xianxia
Status Ongoing
Chapters 848

Summary

Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.

Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!

Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.

Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.

Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!

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[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]

Table of Contents

Page 1 of 17
1 Chapter 1 Corpse Worker Mill 2 Chapter 2 The Beggar Scholar 3 Chapter 3 Corpse Driver 5 Chapter 5 - 4: Through the Woods and Past the Graves 6 Chapter 6 - 4 Walking through the Woods and Graves_2 8 Chapter 8 - 5: The Way of True Cultivator_2 9 Chapter 9 - 6: The Yellow Sparrow and the Cicada 11 Chapter 11 - 7 Funeral Shop 12 Chapter 12 - 7 Funeral Shop_2 13 Chapter 13 - 7 Funeral Shop_3 14 Chapter 14 - 8: Liu Mansion Tasting Melons 15 Chapter 15 - 8: Liu Mansion Tasting Melons_2 16 Chapter 16 - 9 Extorting Money 18 Chapter 18 - 11 Broker 19 Chapter 19 - 12 Suppliers 20 Chapter 20 - 12 Suppliers_2 21 Chapter 21 - 13 Freeloader 22 Chapter 22 - 13 Freeloader_2 23 Chapter 23 - 14 Through the Door of Misfortune 24 Chapter 24 - 14 Through the Door of Misfortune_2 25 Chapter 25 - 15 Taxation 26 Chapter 26 - 16 Holy Spirit Water 28 Chapter 28 - 18 Lip Gun Can Also Kill 29 Chapter 29 - 19 Golden Armor Corpse King 30 Chapter 30 - 20: Undercurrents Surge 32 Chapter 32 - 22 Cocoon 33 Chapter 33 - 23: The Zombie Next Door Is Coming of Age 34 Chapter 34 - 24: Return to the Grindstone Copy 35 Chapter 35 - 25 The Melon-Eating Crowd 36 Chapter 36 - 26 Comrades? Comrades 37 Chapter 37 - 27 Twin Hibiscus 38 Chapter 38 - 28 Professional Team 39 Chapter 39 - 29: Ten Thousand Spirits Pill 40 Chapter 40 - 30: The Best Yang Residence 41 Chapter 41 - 31 Two-Faced Three-Blade Technique 42 Chapter 42 - 32: Soldiers of the Tao 43 Chapter 43 - 33 The Zombie King Can’t Lose Face 45 Chapter 45 - 35: Not part of the family, do not enter the household 46 Chapter 46 - 36: The Rebellion Tax 47 Chapter 47 - 37 Dream Creation Skill 48 Chapter 48 - 38: Untying the Belt, A Dream 49 Chapter 49 - 39 The Advisor Can’t Tell the Difference 50 Chapter 50 - 39 The Adviser Can’t Tell the Difference_2 51 Chapter 51 - 40: Delivering the Corpse to the Doorstep 52 Chapter 52 - 41 Unlucky Crown Prince 53 Chapter 53 - 42 Double Zombie 55 Chapter 55 - 44 Yin Ghost Jade 56 Chapter 56 - 45: Throwing A Shoe to Ask for Directions 57 Chapter 57 - 46 Drumming Order 58 Chapter 58 - 47: Into the Dragon’s Den