I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality

I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality

by One lotus signifies summer

Category
Eastern Mystery Reincarnation Webnovel Xianxia
Status Ongoing
Chapters 848

Summary

Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.

Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!

Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.

Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.

Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!

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[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]

Table of Contents

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59 Chapter 59 - 48: Dragon and Tiger Fight 60 Chapter 60 - 49: A Gathering of Talents 61 Chapter 61 - 50: Different People, Different Paths 62 Chapter 62 - 51: The Child’s Examination 63 Chapter 63 - 52: Piling Technique, Puppet Manipulation Skill 64 Chapter 64 - 53 Den 65 Chapter 65 - 54 Global Observer 66 Chapter 66 - 55: Having Many Skills is Not a Burden 67 Chapter 67 - 56: Playing Possum 69 Chapter 69 - 58: Swallows Bring Spring Mud 70 Chapter 70 - 59: Study Tour 71 Chapter 71 - 60: Fallen Leaves Return to Their Roots 72 Chapter 72 - 61: Transformation into a Zombie 73 Chapter 73 - 62 Zombie Talks About the Past 74 Chapter 74 - 63 The Host 75 Chapter 75 - 64 Promoting Learning 76 Chapter 76 - 65: Stealing the Imperial Seal 77 Chapter 77 - 66: The Provincial Examination 79 Chapter 79 - 67 Alas, I’ve been hit! 80 Chapter 80 - 67 Alas, I’ve Been Hit!_2 81 Chapter 81 - 67 Alas, I’ve been hit!_3 82 Chapter 82 - 68 Golden House, Yan Ruyu 84 Chapter 84 - 69 Temple Fair 85 Chapter 85 - 69 Temple Fair_2 86 Chapter 86 - 70 Assassination Attempt 90 Chapter 90 - 71: Father and Son, Gentleman and Concubine_3 92 Chapter 92 - 72: The Lord’s Concern and the Minister’s Humiliation_2 93 Chapter 93 - 72: The Lord’s Concern and the Minister’s Humiliation_3 94 Chapter 94 - 73: Turning the Page 95 Chapter 95 - 73 Turning the Page_2 96 Chapter 96 - 73 Turning the Page_3 97 Chapter 97 - 74 Practice Cooking More 98 Chapter 98 - 74 Practice Cooking More_2 100 Chapter 100 - 75 Digging Graves_2 101 Chapter 101 - 76: Five-Colored Steed, Thousand Gold Fur Coat 102 Chapter 102 - 76 Five-Colored Steed, Thousand Gold Fur Coat_2 106 Chapter 106 - 78: Slay the Red Dragon, Subdue the White Tiger_2 107 Chapter 107 - 78: Slay the Red Dragon, Subdue the White Tiger_3 109 Chapter 109 - 79: The Changeable Wind and Clouds_2 110 Chapter 110 - 80 Galloping Immortal Disciple 111 Chapter 111 - 80 Galloping Immortal Disciple_2 112 Chapter 112 - 81: The Hu Yang Clan, Ghost King Mausoleum 113 Chapter 113 - 81: Hu Yang’s Family, Ghost King Mausoleum_2 114 Chapter 114 - 81 Hu Yang’s Family, Ghost King Mausoleum_3 115 Chapter 115 - 82: The Immortal’s Banquet 116 Chapter 116 - 82 The Banquet of the Immortals_2 117 Chapter 117 - 83: Water Monkey, The Corpse Trick 118 Chapter 118 - 83 Water Monkey, Playing Dead_2 119 Chapter 119 - 84: Enemies on a Narrow Road 120 Chapter 120 - 84 Narrow Road for Enemies_2