Hogwarts, i am Dementor
by Sakura_chan_8557
Category
OTHER
Status Ongoing
Chapters 122
Summary
System, Comedy, Hogwarts, School life.
(This is the story of a jokester who transmigrates into a magical world, becomes the subject of a dark magical experiment, and strives to grow up healthily and positively—just go along with it.)
谁让这只摄魂怪进霍格沃茨的！
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Table of Contents
Page 1 of 3 2 Chapter 2 - 2: Dude, You… Smell So Good 3 Chapter 3 - 3: I’m Splitting Apart 4 Chapter 4 - 4: Is There Something Wrong with Letting a Dementor Use a Unicorn Hair Wand? 5 Chapter 5 - 5: The Owl "Earl" 6 Chapter 6 - 6: Holy Crap, a Talking Dementor 7 Chapter 7 - 7: The Hogwarts Express! 8 Chapter 8 - 8: The Sorting Hat - Sometimes I Really Want to Call the Police 9 Chapter 9 - 9: Time to Eat—Wait, What Are You Eating? 10 Chapter 10 - 10: A Night of the Lustful Bird 12 Chapter 12 - 12: A New Life of Mischief Begins! 13 Chapter 13 - 13: Gamp’s Law of Transfiguration 14 Chapter 14 - 14: Surely No Little Wizard’s Actually Scared of the Forbidden Forest, Right? 15 Chapter 15 - 15: A Teenage Dementor Won’t Bump Into a Noseless Freaky Old Man… Right? 16 Chapter 16 - 16: The Naturally Evil Dementor Brat Prepares to Join Voldemort’s Army 17 Chapter 17 - 17: I Took My Pants Off, and You’re Showing Me a Book? 18 Chapter 18 - 18: Damn It, So Occlumency Doesn’t Count as Magic? 19 Chapter 19 - 19: Alright, You’re Now a Master of Occlumency 20 Chapter 20 - 20: Good Brother, I’ve Never Asked You for Anything in This Lifetime 21 Chapter 21 - 21: Oh, Oh, Oh, What About the Next Day? 22 Chapter 22 - 22: You’re a Bit Too Extreme 23 Chapter 23 - 23: Homework Is Truly an Evil Invention 24 Chapter 24 - 24: Shocking: A Hogwarts Headmaster Caught Doing *This* to a Student… 25 Chapter 25 - 25: Good Kid Cohen 26 Chapter 26 - 26: A Good Kid Thinks Avada Kedavra’s Efficiency Is Too Low 27 Chapter 27 - 27: Cohen Did It Too 28 Chapter 28 - 28: There’s a Difference Between a Cat Girl and an Owl 29 Chapter 29 - 29: Birthplace Investigation Plan 30 Chapter 30 - 30: Go Find a Troll! 32 Chapter 32 - 32: "Heavy Dependence on Mountain Trolls" 34 Chapter 34 - 34: Hogwarts’ Troublemaker 35 Chapter 35 - 35: Don’t Mess Around, Harry and I Are Like Brothers 36 Chapter 36 - 36: Who Ordered the Buffet?! 37 Chapter 37 - 37: An Orphan Going to Visit Relatives Sounds Weird No Matter How You Look at It 38 Chapter 38 - 38: Oops, I Might’ve Just Knocked Out a Relative 39 Chapter 39 - 39: Every Adventure Story Should Have a Secret Basement 40 Chapter 40 - 40: Mom!!!!! 41 Chapter 41 - 41: Mommy’s Charge! 42 Chapter 42 - 42: It Doesn’t Seem That Surprising 44 Chapter 44 - 44: Christmas Gift 45 Chapter 45 - 45: Settling In 46 Chapter 46 - 46: Oh No, It’s Poisonous Down There! 47 Chapter 47 - 47: *Psychological Perversion! Twisted Headmaster Stalks First-Year Wizard on Nighttime Wanderings* 48 Chapter 48 - 48: Sorry, I Made a Mess of the Room 49 Chapter 49 - 49: Cohen: I’ve Got an Idea 50 Chapter 50 - 50: *My Family Has a Unicorn That Drinks Butterbeer—Want to See It?* 51 Chapter 51 - 51: *To Hell with a Dementor Patronus* 52 Chapter 52 - 52: “The Happy Dementor” 54 Chapter 54 - 54: Dragon Egg 55 Chapter 55 - 55: Norbert Will Spend a Lifetime Healing Its Childhood **[He Really Loves Raising Things]** 56 Chapter 56 - 56: "The Pure Unicorn Is Your Lie"