Saving The Monster Race Starts With Breeding The Elf Village
by AGodAmongMen
Summary
Everyone has heard the cliché tale.
A peaceful race on the brink of annihilation.
A desperate prayer.
A hero summoned from another world to save them from extinction after a long, brutal war.
That was exactly what the demi-human continent expected.
Elves, vampires, beastkin, lamia, centaurs, fairies—every race born from mana—were falling, cornered by the advancing human empire.
Their magic was gone.
Human revolution was unstoppable.
Extinction loomed.
So, as legends dictated, they performed the ancient summoning, thinking hero would appear.
He would lead them to victory after months of hardship, countless battles, and dramatic sacrifices.
A long, epic struggle.
Or so they thought.
Instead, the hero they summoned—Luca—looked around, cracked his knuckles, and ended the entire war in two days.
Two Days.
No grand campaign.
No final stand.
No glorious, drawn-out saga.
The human armies retreated on their own, terrified of whatever monster the demi-humans had summoned.
And the demi-humans could only stare.
Their savior.
Their conqueror.
Their headache.
Because once peace returned…
Luca started doing whatever he wanted.
He trained elves to fire AK-47s with machine-perfect precision and forced vegetarians like them to eat grilled meat.
He crafted wheel-chairs for mermaids so they could roll across land like smug aquatic empresses.
He gave dwarves dynamite 'for better mining' and immediately realized he had created a worldwide hazard.
He used salamanders as living barbecues, insisting it was 'efficient ecological heat usage.'
And if that wasn’t already disastrous enough, there was more.
The goddess who sent Luca down had given him a second mission:
To act as the continent’s ultimate breeding bull and repopulate every demi-human race.
When he casually announced this, the entire continent went silent.
Elves froze, vampires panicked, mermaids tried to roll away, and slime girls melted in shock.
At that moment, every tribe realized one thing—
They absolutely regretted summoning this hero.